Not Me Monday!

It's another "Not Me Monday" over at MckMama's blog!! I did not let Grace get temporary green sparkly streaks in her hair at the salon. I would never gag when opening the diaper pail to dump them into the washer after a particularly shitty day. lol I would not have heard my son say, "I tooted out of my mouth, but it smelled like my butt!" Nice. I certainly wouldn't be dreading the next three days and nights since I'll be here alone again with the 4 munchkins! After a week of being sick, I most definitely wouldn't have caught Leah picking Madeline's nose. Nope, not me. Not my kids.