"Not Me" Monday

I am trying to get back to blogging regularly and decided to join in a blog carnival called "not me" Monday. It's a list of things that you would never have done over the past week; No, Not me!

I would never have allowed the kids to destroy their rooms just so I could have 5 minutes of peace downstairs. And I never, ever would have allowed them to stay that way until this very day. No, not me!

I don't ever let the kids stay in their PJ's all day. No, not me!

I do not allow the kids to eat McDonalds on our way to ballet simply because I was too lazy to make them lunch before we left. Nope not me either!

I would never allow Evan to eat PB&J sandwiches for every meal for 2 days straight. No, Not me!

You would never have heard me say these things in the past week:To Evan:"Stop tugging on it, you're going to rip it off!""Santa will not bring you any toys if he sees you kicking Grace!""Do not put my underwear on your head like a mask!""My underwear are NOT broken!""If you don't move your finger, you're going to pee on it."To Grace:"Do not tell ME to BE QUIET, YOU be quiet!"To Madeline and Leah:"I'm pretty sure you're going to need therapy when you're older. I'm apologizing now"and"Please do not lick your sister's toes"